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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

When you’re watching a movie and your neighbours are drilling

pixelgay:

seriousjones:

if wrestling is fake, explain this

its not wrestling its anaconda by nicki minaj

pixelgay:

seriousjones:

if wrestling is fake, explain this

its not wrestling its anaconda by nicki minaj

freydis-frostrose:

winchesterradio:

thetiggeress:

I will never not laugh at this video

my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this

My favorite vine in gif form. 

bitchesaloud:

literally me

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone